The Earth is round and, as such, life on it tends to move in one big circle
In other words, as I predicted in August,
Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski now appear to be dating.
The news, first reported on Sunday by Instagram’s favorite Hollywood spy,
DeuxMoi, is only surprising, really, if you spent the last year living under a rock.
Davidson, noted dater of every famous woman you could possibly name,
, split from Kim Kardashian in August, at roughly the same time Ratajkowski left Sebastian Bear-McClard,
her aggressively mediocre, allegedly unfaithful husband of four years.
Per the all-caps DeuxMoi post, a fan saw
“EMRATA AND PETE DAVIDSON ON A DATE TOGETHER HOLDING HANDS AND ALLLL”
claimed, “his hands were alllll over her and they’re clearly hooking up.”